If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
