Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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