when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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