I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Randomize