I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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