who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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