I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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