So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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