I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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