I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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