one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Boobs speak an international language.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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