I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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