Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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