just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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