In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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