I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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