Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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