I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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