whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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