Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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