in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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