bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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