Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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