We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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