S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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