i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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