evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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