Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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