I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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