the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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