Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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