just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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