Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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