I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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