You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
