Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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