There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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