Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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