what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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