margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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