I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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