I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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