That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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