Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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