To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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