carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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