I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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