I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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