sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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