he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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