I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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