I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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