I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
its liver damage thursday
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