He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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