What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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