So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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