Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
