fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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