I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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