Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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