soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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