Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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